Cry me a frickin' river

• The Reason Bob Graham Failed As A Presidential Candidate. I can tell you that one without reading the article. Because he was as boring as a piece of wood Al Gore!

• Syria Says Ready to Fight if Israel Attacks Again. Yeah, sure you are. Just like you were in 1967 when you and eight of your best friends sucker-punched the Jews and they came back and kicked your ass!

• Hollywood Suspense Missing From Recall. Aw - sorry that a little thing like democracy in action isn't entertaining enough for the WaPo.

• US 'empire' and its limits. I'm an American and if there's a bloody American Empire then where the hell are my spoils? I want a cute little Arab girl to clean my house, and how about a French guy to cook for me! I want silks from China and herbs from Columbia. If I'm a damn imperialist then why in hell ain't I living like one?

• Dems need more boots on ground. Yeah, how did that work out for you in liberal loonyland California? Hey moron, you don't need more morons running around, you need decent policies that work for the hard-working taxpayers and reassure the soccer moms.

• Young workers say their age holds them back Stop your damn whining! Wait until you hit 50 and suddenly you're afraid to make waves because if you get fired you'll never get another job because your technical skills are 20 years out of date and even trying to think about object-oriented programming makes your head hurt and every company tries to hire from within and who in hell needs another damn manager anyway?

• Der Gropenfuhrer Muscles His Way Into Office -- So What Now?. The asshats at the LA Times are so mad that their attempt to waylay Arnold on his way to Sacramento didn't work that they are now resorting to badmouthing him on his victory day. Asshats!

• Lawyer Says Guantanamo Detainees Tortured. Contrary to popular stereotyping, not all lawyers are bad people. Then there are ones like this. I don't believe for an instant that we are torturing terrorists. And you know what? That pisses me off, because we should! These sub-human slimeballs intend to destroy us and we need to stop them.

• UN agency scolds Canada for allowing spanking. Why oh why do we (or even Canada) have to continue putting up with the UN? Disband it! Hell, let's just get out and it'll implode from the pressure of sheer bureaucracy and ineptitude. And it sure as hell shouldn't be telling me how to raise my child!

• Kerry Accuses Dean of Liking the Yankees. Who bloody cares?

• Politician's Wife Apologizes for Saying She'd Shoot Britney. This pisses me off because the dumb broad said it while speaking at a domestic violence conference. Besides, who would want to shoot this?

• Study suggests sonar could be killing whales. Study suggests? Study suggests? Studies suggests lots of things before proven wrong in the end. Whales are making a comeback which is a good thing because we should be drilling them for oil for all I care.

• Muslims 'not treated equally in France'. Yeah, well for one, it's France. The French hate everybody so what the hell did you expect? For another, quit attacking defenseless Jewish schoolchildren, cause Jews have a tendency to beat the crap out of uppity Arabs these days. And quit trying to hijack the French culture; for some reason those arrogant bastards are proud of it.

• Mother of factory shooter seeks workers' comp for son's death. Gads, this is infuriating! You stupid cow, you raised a psychopath that shot and killed three of his coworkers and wounded five more. And just because he did it after clocking in you think you should get rewarded for this?

• Lethal injection 'not painless execution'. Good! Can we drag it out a few hours, or days, so they can suffer the same way that many of their victims did?

• 'Schwarzenegger' Hard on Headline Writers. Cut your snot-nosed whining! Try finding out what editors of papers in Poland do and then do the same!

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