"Fahrenheit 3017"
Aragorn, that fictitious king, has mislead the people of Middle Earth and lied to them about the war in Mordor. It has become clear that there is no evidence that Sauron ever had the One Ring, and that, even if he did have it at one time, he destroyed it, or never planned to use it. In addition, no evidence exists linking Sauron and Sauruman.Moreover, Aragorn and his administration have, through their mishandling of the war, alienated our allies, the wise and enlightened Elves. The Aragorn administration has bullied Gondor and Rohan into joining a coalition of the coerced, and thus fighting a war that cannot be won.
The situation in Middle Earth is far more complex than Aragon would have us believe. By attacking Sauron, he has only angered him, and helped him to rally more Orcs to his cause. A more sophisticated, sensitive, and nuanced approach is needed; orcish raids should be treated as a law enforcement issue, and not as a military one. A policy of containment would be far more preferable to the reckless use of force that Aragorn advocates.
The war in Mordor has become a quagmire, a foreign policy nightmare, and a disaster for our kingdom. Aragorn is the most ineffectual, inept, and incompetent leader in the history of Middle Earth. We need regime change, and we need it now.
All of this is well documented and proven in my new movie, Fahrenheit 3017, coming soon to a scroll near you, and destined to win the Oscar for best picture of the year. I defy you or anyone else to disprove the serious allegations made in that fine piece of film.
Sincerely,
Grima Wormtongue" (aka Bria Dau).
[Not original content: received via email but the original author is not known to me. I'm not half this creative!]
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posted 22 September 04
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