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Women vs. Handguns

With divorce rates remaining steady at over 40% of all marriages it is not surprising that Divorce Parties are becoming popular and there is even a Divorce Magazine ("help for generation ex").

So as handguns become more acceptable in polite society and the nation's murder rate hits a 40-year low, I thought it was a good time to dust off this oldie-but-goodie:

Top 10 Reasons why Men prefer Guns over Women

  1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
  2. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  3. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  4. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
  5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  6. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  7. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
  8. A handgun doesn't ask; "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
  9. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
  1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Blog post #5459 in category Humor
posted 20 October 05

 

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