TO's Humungous Ego

I rarely blog sports, but anything on American soil the size of Terrell Owen's ego has got to be a threat to homeland security.

The guy can't control his mouth and gets canned by the Eagles. Rather than thinking, "Hmmm, maybe I should learn some self-discipline" TO immediately cops an attitude and now that he has signed with the Cowboys he is crowing.

First, he redecorates his website in silver and blue. Then he releases the most god-awful rap to let the world know just how great he thinks he is. You can hear a snippit at his site, but here's the part he sings says:

I am back with a vengeance, I'm back on a mission
got the recipe broth', so I'm back in the kitchen
Tryin' to take me out of the game, People say, "intermission"
Got the whole world's undivided attention

It's a brand new year, got a brand new team
I'm a Cowboy now, no more black and green
and to the haters who said I wouldn't get my money
I'm laughin' in your face, ha ha that's funny

When it comes to this game, I'm the best on the field
Some said I's gonna sign just a one-year deal
But I got what I wanted, upfront 10 mil
Change the rules of the game, so now how you feel?

See when I work my magic, when I get that rock,
I dominate like Shaq when he's down on the block
and it's a promise be my best season by far,
gonna get my Eagle (ego?) on and meet me at the star.

What an arrogant bastard. If anyone on the Cowboy's staff thinks they can control this cocky SOB then they are fooling themselves.

BTW, I lifted found the "lyrics" at Early Word who theorizes that the timing of the rap release may be proof of tampering by Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones.

Technorati Tags: Terrell Owens, American Football, Football, Philidelphia Eagles, Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, Cowboys, Bad Music, Really Bad Music.

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posted 21 March 06

 

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